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laughswithfan ([personal profile] laughswithfan) wrote2010-12-23 10:31 pm

Christmas From Aska


Lady Aska's first Christmas!
In her efforts to GET MORE PRESENTS make people happy...
AND GET MORE PRESENTS!!!
Aska has done some Christmas shopping. She is a small child... so don't be surprised to find out all of these things are toys!




Hikaru:
A game for an older girl like you! A great game for sleepovers or so the box said!
Umi:
These cute little Japanese toys walk when touched and make cute turtle sounds! What? Turtles are water animals right??
Fuu:
Lady Aska has no idea what this actually is but... it looks kind of technical and its pink so it must be good!
Presea:
This looks like fun! - a toy that shoots lil suction darts instead of real ammo.
Clef:
And since you are the most likely target of Presea's little toy... some armor for you.
Eagle:
Its a tech toy, it glows, it'll annoy almost anyone! Electronic rubix cube!
Geo:
Becuase the story of your seafood cooking skills has become legendary!
Princess Tatra:
You like tea right? This is for you then!
Chang Ang:
Elder might be a little too old for most active toys but this runs on batteries!
Lantis:
You did tell Aska what you liked to do was nap... so don't be surprised when you get this adorable sleeping set!
Raiden:
What kind of person doesn't enjoy this game!
Florian:
Aska isn't sure what kinds of toys boys like... but this looked fun!
Doll:
This was so adorable, Aska knew it had to be for Doll. Kind of like the creatures in the circus!
Tsubaki:
The perfect gift for someone who cooks... a doll that has nothing to do with cooking!

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[You...

don't get this toy at all do you...?
]


You wear it and run into people!
bequiet_hescreamed: Heh. I never laugh in canon. (I want to see (your smile))

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2010-12-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't mind him, he is busy affixing a monocle and top hat to the dummy's face. ]

Believe me, it will get a lot more use this way.

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
You... are playing dress up with it?
bequiet_hescreamed: Just because I'm a mage does not mean that I will not demand proof to back up your ridiculous claims. (o rly)

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2010-12-24 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pauses and cocks his head at the sumo. ]

... I don't think they make clothes this size...

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could sew something for him...? Or go to a plus size clothing store.


bequiet_hescreamed: I wish I lived in a forest. (forests are awesome)

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2010-12-24 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Considers this. ]

... I'll keep that in mind, should it become important.

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
We still don't know why you want to dress it up though... Are you going to have a tea party?!

Maybe you need a dress!
bequiet_hescreamed: My bronchial tubes have chosen the most narratively appropriate moment to fill themselves with phlegm. (AHEM.)

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2010-12-24 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not certain what I'm going to do, honestly.









Perhaps I'll put it in charge of the Victrola.

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Would it know how to serve drinks... or wait on tables...?


We don't think that thing actually moves...
bequiet_hescreamed: You made me a backscratcher? I don't know whether to feel embarrassed or appreciative! (:D)

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2010-12-24 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't need to; I would make it manager.

Then it could just sit behind a desk all day, looking important.



[ While I go out and do fun things! Like taking walks and making potions! ]

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Can managers just sit around like that?


Maybe if that is all it has to do... But we still think you should wear it and run into people!
bequiet_hescreamed: I have a clever plan. Oh, yes, it is very clever. (sneaky sneaky)

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2010-12-24 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think this is more fun.

[identity profile] laughswithfan.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's your toy... you can do what you want with it.

No matter how weird that makes you...