Collecting Fluffy Things

[laughswithfan]

[Open Video]

We would like to apologize for anything we might have stolen during that last curse. We were not ourselves…

and we usually don’t steal pretty things…

Or entirely clean out candy stores…

Or… kidnap the candy maker…




We hope you aren’t angry, Geo.
‘Cause you are still kind of big and scary… and we wouldn‘t want to be beat up like that last thief…


This being said we had our chibi ninjas return what we could.
Eaten candy naturally can never be replaced…
And we have set out on a task that will benefit the entire City. You might have noticed this invasion of cute fluffy things with big ears. We have decided to collect these instead of stealing things.

THEY ARE SO CUTE!

If you have any fluffy things that you would like for us to take off your hands we will send a chibi ninja to collect them. We live in a big house with plenty of room! These fluffy things will fit in perfectly here!

[Glancing off screen… ]

Hey! Don’t eat that!!


GAK!
[Recoils!]

How come the fluffy thing turned into fire!? Now the carpet is burning…!!!

[Panic, panic, panic!!

And the transmission suddenly ends.]

Comments

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[axeofoath]

[Goodness, she certainly stole a strange assortment of items...However, at least she's apologizing and returning the goods. It was the fault of a curse, after all!]

Are you going to take care of all of these rabbits y--

[axeofoath]

[Fire? Burning?! Not good, not good!]

L-Lady Aska, what--What happened?

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[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

One of the fluffy things… the one eating the electric cord. It suddenly turned into FIRE!


[Sounds of frantic water pail fetching. ]

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

[SPLASH…

Sizzle… ]


Poor fully thing…
We did try to warn it not to eat those…

[axeofoath]

Wha--H-h-how awful!

[He knew it, he knew those lightning cords were dangerous! But in the ensuing quiet, he bows his head in sympathy.]

Lady Aska...are you all right?

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

We are alright… and the other fluffy things seem ok…


The carpet will never be the same again…

[axeofoath]

Th-that's a relief...It's a good thing you acted quickly, or to think what could have happened-!

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

It could have been bad if the fire spread! We don’t think anyone else is awake yet… and even with our chibi ninjas it would have been hard to get all of the fluffy things out!


We have a lot of them already!!

[*HEARTS*

She moves the camera so a better view of the room can be had. Rabbits in the closet, rabbits in the chairs, rabbits all over the floor… ]

[axeofoath]

Chibi...

[The question dies on his lips at the sight. All those animals in the house!]

...L-Lady Aska, did you...gather that many yourself?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait...did a rabbit honestly turn into fire?

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

It DID!
IT really shouldn’t have gnawed on that power cord…

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

A rabbit shouldn't turn into flames after chewing on a power cord.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Maybe the ‘rabbit’ didn’t know any better?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Animals don't know better since they don't know about electric systems. But after chewing through wires they would've been shocked to death or at least incapacitated for a few minutes.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Well, it did…

We didn’t make that up.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I never said that you were telling a lie.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Oh…

Good then!

[Blink blink… ]

Why do you think it exploded…?

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[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

Where are you getting nin--

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[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

Fire? Aska, what's going on?

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

[Nothing to see here. Just a girl with a bucket of water… ignore the fire alarm going off…

And the million bunnies in the hallways…
Gnawing on the cabinets,
Getting into your things…]


Don’t worry! We have this situation TOTALLY…

Ugh… burnt carpet smells so bad

Under control!

[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like control.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

What should control sound like?

[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

Not like you're burning down the house! I think we need to get these rabbits out of here.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

But they are so cute and they have no where else to go!!!

We can’t just kick them out! That would be mean….GAH!!!




[BAPOW… several mini explosions and the smell of charring later, Aska decides that yelling might not be a good idea…

Whispering...]

Where could we take them...? The zoo... like we did with Fluffy?

[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

I'd feel sorry for the zookeepers. But let's try that.