Everything in this place belongs to US!

[laughswithfan]

[Video / Action]

[The video comes to life proudly capturing a room full of objects each of which appear to have a shiny new phrase written on them in a silvery permanent pen.

On a fluted glass:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

On a tea pot:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Scrawled on a cookie:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

As the Network Device is collected and carried outside more property markers are revealed.

Apparently the beach house is also:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

The dog:
Royal Property of Lady Aska


An attempt is made to lay claim to the sand via a posted note proudly proclaiming:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Finally a triumphant Aska addresses the Network!]


We are tired of people constantly taking things that do not belong to them! So we have decided to label all of our things.
Do not touch them!
If we have labeled something it belongs to us!


[And the fountain suddenly becomes:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

And a street light:
Royal Property of Lady Aska]

If you decide not to listen to our notes… then you will face the wrath of of the First Crown Princess of Fahren!


[OCC: Lady Aska is cursed with Mine Mine Mine and as such she will be running around town laying claim to things. Feel free to run into her, have something your character owns ‘claimed’ by Aska, or whatever. Mess with her things at your own risk.]

Comments

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

You're counting on how the tide's going to get rid of that tag real quick, aren't you...

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Oh good point…

[Writes a note to lay claim to the ocean as well. ]

There! Now it won’t matter since we own both!

voice; 1/2

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

...

[SILENCE. This... shouldn't really feel so personal. It really shouldn't.]

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

...Hey, so what's the need to put your name everywhere anyway? If all these things belong to you there shouldn't be any problem with people recognizing that, right?? [Change of strategy?]

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

You would think so…

[Glares at someone who is about to sit on her bench… He of course decides better and finds some where else to rest. ]

But, people seem to have problems with the idea EVEN WHEN THEY ARE LABELED!

There is no way they could handle it without labels.

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

But you're a nice girl and willing to share, aren't you? I mean--! ...People sort of NEED some of these things! Like the ocean, the fountain... t-the street...

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

WE DON’T WANT TO SHARE!

We are tired of sharing everything! These things belong to us!
And no one had better touch them!

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

---Hey, now. That's not how good girls are supposed to BEHAVE.

If I remember right you were perfectly okay with sharing tea and peach muffins with me and Tatra just the other evening!

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Yea… what we should have done is write our name on those muffins! Since they were all ours!

[Cursed and totally unreasonable at the moment. ]

voice; 1/2

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

[She can probably hear the slapping sound of this facepalm.]

Pointless...

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

Alright, ALRIGHT. But don't go about labeling stuff all over the City, okay? You're going to end up upsetting someone real bad!

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Like the guy who yelled at us for writing our name on our flagpole?


We took care of him.

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

You did WHAT? Did--?? ...What happened. What did you do.

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

We just hung him from our flagpole.

[Nothing wrong with that! ]

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

You did what from WHERE??

...Aska, are you out there bullying people who dare say something about the tags??

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

No. We are protecting our property when some one tries to get rid of our tags!

[Totally different! ]

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

---That's it! A curse is a curse. And BOY, this is one annoying curse.

But you're going to get yourself in trouble and I'm not about to let that happen!

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Ok, Umi! You can help us protect our tags!


We are tied of having to re-label things!

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

---Aw, I'm sure going to end up having to do some PROTECTING. You're at the Square, right??

On my way!

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

We were at the Square. But, we finished there and went to get our flowers in Xanadu labeled.

voice;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

...Xanadu. GOT IT. I'll be there in a blink. Before the garden's ruined.

voice;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

[LALALALA!!! Labeling flowers!

At least following the tags will make it easy to find her. ]

voice → action;

[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

[IT IS. And Umi wishes she wasn't now so aware of how much damage that can do to flowers.]

...Aska... [Deep breaths. Deep breaths.]

The dandelions are going to get blown away before you're finished tagging them...

action;

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

YOU!

[Whirls on. ]

Elder told us you were trying to take our boring fish! Just because we haven’t labeled them yet… that doesn’t mean you can just take them!