Everything in this place belongs to US!

[laughswithfan]

[Video / Action]

[The video comes to life proudly capturing a room full of objects each of which appear to have a shiny new phrase written on them in a silvery permanent pen.

On a fluted glass:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

On a tea pot:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Scrawled on a cookie:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

As the Network Device is collected and carried outside more property markers are revealed.

Apparently the beach house is also:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

The dog:
Royal Property of Lady Aska


An attempt is made to lay claim to the sand via a posted note proudly proclaiming:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Finally a triumphant Aska addresses the Network!]


We are tired of people constantly taking things that do not belong to them! So we have decided to label all of our things.
Do not touch them!
If we have labeled something it belongs to us!


[And the fountain suddenly becomes:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

And a street light:
Royal Property of Lady Aska]

If you decide not to listen to our notes… then you will face the wrath of of the First Crown Princess of Fahren!


[OCC: Lady Aska is cursed with Mine Mine Mine and as such she will be running around town laying claim to things. Feel free to run into her, have something your character owns ‘claimed’ by Aska, or whatever. Mess with her things at your own risk.]

Comments

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[meanstreetdog.livejournal.com]

Who's that?

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[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Eh? Who’s what?

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[meanstreetdog.livejournal.com]

Lady Aska or Askew... Never heard of her or that place.

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[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Why you…


[Twitches]

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[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

WE ARE LADY ASKA!

And Fahren is our country! Everything with OUR name on it belongs to us!!


So, don’t give us any trouble…

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[meanstreetdog.livejournal.com]

Who's we?

[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

...Aska. [ FACEPALM ]

All of those things arne't yours.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

They have our name on them… so they must be ours!

[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

The house belongs to everyone. [ For starters. ]

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Then you should have labeled it before we did.

Now it belongs to us.

[pharles-at-life.livejournal.com]

That isn't how property works.

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[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

[Imagine waking up and finding half your house's furniture and such has been... claimed. Then making your way through the trail of tagged belongings to the source. That's how Umi's morning has been like.

And the worst part is...]

Oh boy, I know this one...

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[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

Er. Aska? [Is it even worth the effort, considering the nature of this curse? Well, here goes anyway:] ...You can't actually declare the BEACH your property, you know?

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[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Um… we just did though and since it is now labeled it must belong to us!

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[soulofocean.livejournal.com]

You're counting on how the tide's going to get rid of that tag real quick, aren't you...

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[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Oh good point…

[Writes a note to lay claim to the ocean as well. ]

There! Now it won’t matter since we own both!

1/GOD ONLY KNOWS I'll tell you when he's done.

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

[No words, Aska. There are no words. I MEAN. He's used to you being prone to want to own things on a whim, but this? This seems a bit like overkill.]

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

Lady Aska...!

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

[Cough.]

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

It should be 'Imperial Property'...

Done.

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

...I don't truly believe this is necessary, if I may so say.

LOL, poor Elder

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Don’t correct our grammar Elder! HELP US LABEL THINGS, before everyone else decides to take them!

May I take liberties with what she tagged? 8D? 1/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

My Lady... [DEEP INTAKE OF BREATH.] ...These items have been kindly shared by our hosts from Cephiro with you since your arrival...

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[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

I do not believe it PROPER to claim ownership of them so boldly...!!

Why yes, you may.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

But they were given to us… so of course we can label them!