laughswithfan | Everything in this place belongs to US!

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[The video comes to life proudly capturing a room full of objects each of which appear to have a shiny new phrase written on them in a silvery permanent pen.

On a fluted glass:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

On a tea pot:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Scrawled on a cookie:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

As the Network Device is collected and carried outside more property markers are revealed.

Apparently the beach house is also:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

The dog:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

An attempt is made to lay claim to the sand via a posted note proudly proclaiming:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Finally a triumphant Aska addresses the Network!]

We are tired of people constantly taking things that do not belong to them! So we have decided to label all of our things.
Do not touch them!
If we have labeled something it belongs to us!

[And the fountain suddenly becomes:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

And a street light:
Royal Property of Lady Aska]

If you decide not to listen to our notes… then you will face the wrath of of the First Crown Princess of Fahren!

[OCC: Lady Aska is cursed with Mine Mine Mine and as such she will be running around town laying claim to things. Feel free to run into her, have something your character owns ‘claimed’ by Aska, or whatever. Mess with her things at your own risk.]

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And this? [He points at the tag on his hat that of course reads Royal Property of Lady Aska - Her Elder.] This is certainly not required to remind them I remain your Adviser...!

Don’t complain so much… At least we didn’t write it on your forehead or something.

I would not have permitted it...! [Though nope: he hasn't removed the tag yet.]

We could have done it when you were asleep…
[Probably a wise idea… ^^” ]

Besides it’s just a little marker.

It's a question of dignity too. Though I admit I certainly sacrifice a lot in that area...

In any case... My Lady? I strongly recommend that you make your way home at once! It's not safe for you to be so bold around strangers.

We are always bold around strangers… We don’t know why that would be more of a problem today.

You are bold, yes. But hardly this... intruding.

[Just writing her name on a statue. ]

We aren’t intruding. We haven’t entered any house that didn’t belong to us.

Well, at least that...! [STILL.]

[But looking at other comments it seems arguments will get him nowhere, so...]

...There are still several of your, ehm... belongings which remain untagged in the house, I inform you.

What…!?

[HORROR]

What did we miss, Elder!?

Ah, let's see... [Quickly grasping for whatever example.]

You seem to have missed... [Dot dot dot.] ...several of the shoreline rocks, a couple of pieces of silverware, the tank's fish...

OH NO!!!

How could we have missed the rocks!?!?

[ALRIGHT a plan!]

We will finish up in Xanadu and be right there! We have to make sure no one takes our boring fish!

~~Oh, for the sheer love of---~~ ...I fear that if you don't make haste someone may well claim them!

ELDER! You have to guard them until we can get there!!

Use your magic if you have to!

[He can't honestly believe he's doing this, give him a minute.]

...I will, but I can't vouch for my abilities to be any match for a Magic Knight of Cephiro. The Knight of Water has been looking at them rather fondly... [Since they're... hers and all.]

That Umi… Is that why she is trying to find us!?

[Um… this might backfire… ]

She thinks if she can stop us she can take our fish! WE WON’T ALLOW IT!!

Everything in this place belongs to US!

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I know, SO sick of those hackers.

Death to them all. o9

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