Everything in this place belongs to US!

[laughswithfan]

[Video / Action]

[The video comes to life proudly capturing a room full of objects each of which appear to have a shiny new phrase written on them in a silvery permanent pen.

On a fluted glass:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

On a tea pot:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Scrawled on a cookie:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

As the Network Device is collected and carried outside more property markers are revealed.

Apparently the beach house is also:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

The dog:
Royal Property of Lady Aska


An attempt is made to lay claim to the sand via a posted note proudly proclaiming:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

Finally a triumphant Aska addresses the Network!]


We are tired of people constantly taking things that do not belong to them! So we have decided to label all of our things.
Do not touch them!
If we have labeled something it belongs to us!


[And the fountain suddenly becomes:
Royal Property of Lady Aska

And a street light:
Royal Property of Lady Aska]

If you decide not to listen to our notes… then you will face the wrath of of the First Crown Princess of Fahren!


[OCC: Lady Aska is cursed with Mine Mine Mine and as such she will be running around town laying claim to things. Feel free to run into her, have something your character owns ‘claimed’ by Aska, or whatever. Mess with her things at your own risk.]

Comments

LOL, poor Elder

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Don’t correct our grammar Elder! HELP US LABEL THINGS, before everyone else decides to take them!

May I take liberties with what she tagged? 8D? 1/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

My Lady... [DEEP INTAKE OF BREATH.] ...These items have been kindly shared by our hosts from Cephiro with you since your arrival...

2/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

I do not believe it PROPER to claim ownership of them so boldly...!!

Why yes, you may.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

But they were given to us… so of course we can label them!

SOB and it says so in the OOC notes. /should read more carefully

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

They were given in goodwill for you to share, not to completely claim for your own.

A gracious monarch should understand the difference between conquest and alliance, dear me...

HAHA It does. Well, no harm in asking again anyway.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Piff

What ever, Elder. We just know that we are going to keep labeling the things that belong to us… but if it bothers you so bad maybe you should label your things too.

Yeah, and then LJ died. +_+ Swear to god... 1/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

You need no "labels" or so attest to your rightful property! Everyone in our abode is civil enough to respect it!

2/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

And this? [He points at the tag on his hat that of course reads Royal Property of Lady Aska - Her Elder.] This is certainly not required to remind them I remain your Adviser...!

I know, SO sick of those hackers.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Don’t complain so much… At least we didn’t write it on your forehead or something.

Death to them all. o9

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

I would not have permitted it...! [Though nope: he hasn't removed the tag yet.]

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

We could have done it when you were asleep…
[Probably a wise idea… ^^” ]

Besides it’s just a little marker.

1/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

It's a question of dignity too. Though I admit I certainly sacrifice a lot in that area...

2/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

In any case... My Lady? I strongly recommend that you make your way home at once! It's not safe for you to be so bold around strangers.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

We are always bold around strangers… We don’t know why that would be more of a problem today.

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

You are bold, yes. But hardly this... intruding.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

[Just writing her name on a statue. ]


We aren’t intruding. We haven’t entered any house that didn’t belong to us.

1/3

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

Well, at least that...! [STILL.]

2/3

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

[But looking at other comments it seems arguments will get him nowhere, so...]

3/3

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

...There are still several of your, ehm... belongings which remain untagged in the house, I inform you.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

What…!?

[HORROR]

What did we miss, Elder!?

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

Ah, let's see... [Quickly grasping for whatever example.]

You seem to have missed... [Dot dot dot.] ...several of the shoreline rocks, a couple of pieces of silverware, the tank's fish...

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

OH NO!!!

How could we have missed the rocks!?!?


[ALRIGHT a plan!]

We will finish up in Xanadu and be right there! We have to make sure no one takes our boring fish!

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the sheer love of--- ...I fear that if you don't make haste someone may well claim them!

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

ELDER! You have to guard them until we can get there!!

Use your magic if you have to!

1/2

[beforehistime.livejournal.com]

[He can't honestly believe he's doing this, give him a minute.]